ANYWHERE SHORTS. ONE PAIR, FOR ANYWHERE!
Built for real life, not just the beach.
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WATERPROOF POCKET: 100% SAFE & DRY
Our hidden Waterproof Pocket keeps its contents safe and dry down to 30m, with a self-sealing flexible magnet hermetic seal, whilst still having the use of two conventional pockets. We have successfully used the technology on over 50,000 pairs of swim shorts since 2019!
MULTI-AWARD WINNING RANDY COW ARE GETTING SMARTER!
Since launching, we have notched up hundreds of 5 star reviews and collected multiple awards, We are now launching the Ultimate Anywhere Shorts - perfect for Sailing, Beach to Bar, Pool Parties, Adventure - One Pair for Anywhere!
And we are launching via Kickstarter, to help keep the retail costs down, to our amazing customers!
YES, WOMEN TOO.
We’re proud to also offer our awesome shorts, for women too.
Proper shorts.
Properly made for women.
With Pockets!
FAST DRYING WITH WATER-REPELLING MATERIAL
Our innovative water-repelling treatment ensures faster drying, offering more comfortable and practical experiences - wherever you go and do!
UNMATCHED COMFORT WITH 4-WAY STRETCH
Incorporating 10% Spandex, for a luxury 4-way stretch which helps keep the blood flowing to your udders when you're living life by your terms.
ECO-FRIENDLY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (ACTUALLY IT’S TERENCE, BUT YOU GET THE DRIFT!)
Made from 90% Recycled Polyester (certified by the Global Recycled Standard) we ensure we are trying to repurpose approximately 12 plastic bottles from our oceans with every pair of shorts! And, every pair of shorts Randy Cow sells, we fund the removal of 1KG of plastic (approx 88 bottles) from our Oceans in partnership with our friends at Ocean Co. So that's 100 bottles saved every time! 🫶
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